Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Rye

 Rye must be the answer to all of life.

Lifes woes

Lifes joys

Lifes everyday situations


Oh sweety, is that a sniffle i hear? Drink this, it will take that away in a flash.

Did he say flask?

I need to get one so i can carry it to school,  just incase my throat gets dry.

You know....Wet it with rye.

But nothing else.

Mix ing it with pop will always cause you to throw up.

A wedding with no rye? Why?

There is absolutely no logical or socially acceptable reason. As common and right as little old English ladies sipping afternoon tea around the garden patio table.

Oh the horror to be caught with nothing to offer your guests anytime night or day, day or night.

Im running low

Dont let anyone know

You look sad, have a little pick me up drink

Oh what fun. Lets celebrate.

Boho hes gone. But cheers to his burnt out life and liver.

A never ending supply of shameless tipping, tripping, skipping thro every possible scenerio of lifes ups and downs.

Till one day you just cant get up again without having that glass by your bed waiting patiently for your eyes to open. The family pet thats always there, lapping at your every move and moan.


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